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 | What
area are you selling?? Can you provide proof of ownership?? As the
beaches supposedly belong to all NZers at the moment - how do I know
you are not trying to sell my bit (they all look pretty much the
same..)?? posted by: techstretch (13  ) 6:05 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
 | Foreshore
and seabed for sale include the North Island, South Island and Stewart
Island, but unfortunatly do not include the Chatham Islands and other
small islands dotted around the place, because no one really seems to
care about these places. As no one seems to know who owns what in NZ at
the moment I can assure you that I indeed own all the New Zealand
Foreshore and Seabeds, and you own none. I aquired it all from Helen
Clark, as apparently anyone can go up to her and wank on about being cu |
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| | Seller
Comment: culturaly sensitive and gain a piece of NZ. As a result, Lake
Taupo and several lakes around Rotorua will soon be for sale. |
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| | Hello,
are there any serfs on the land? I don't want them to poach my deer. Is
there any security force included? Being an absent landlord I often
have problems with the peasants and finding good help is sooo difficult
these days, as I sure you know only too well. posted by: repsych (11 ) 7:35 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Surfies
are a pain nowadays, with their "surfboards" and such. I will soon have
the patents to all major surfboard designs from all companies, so you
will be able to purchase them from me and use them as toilet paper to
void the patents. A security team can be purchased from Mongolia for
cheap these days, and only require bread and water to run. I understand
your security problems completly, after all, we don't want anyone else
using the Seabed and Foreshore. |
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| | Does
this have to be bought as a whole, or could you sell the north island
south island and stweard island separately? its just i'm only
interested in the north island foreshore...it would be a hassle to have
to buy the whole lot and then resell the bits i dont want. i hope you
can see where i'm coming from on this... posted by: pumbaatrade (31 ) 9:46 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | It
really would be a hastle, as this is a fast sale. I need this money to
buy the moon. We could talk about this later, but if anyone wants to
talk about buying the South Island or Stewart Island and not North,
then I'm sure we would come to an agreement. |
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| | Im sure your serous so i will ask my husband when he comes home and maybe sell the holden
posted by: vicrowell (13 ) 9:53 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | What
kind of Holden? Maybe we could swap the Holden for a smaller islands
seabed and foreshore like Kapiti or that other one in Wellington
Harbour... |
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| | Hey how much would it cost to get this delivered to New Plymouth? also how old is it and does it come with bikini models? posted by: vtec_boy (2  ) 10:07 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I'm
sorry, but the sucessful bidder will have to pick up. It shouldn't be
too much. Exact date of manufacture is not avaliable on hand but I'd
say a few thousand years ago. Bikini models were only included in the
United States model, which had the Baywatch module included. This
current NZ model has the odd surf lifesaver but they won't be much use
when surfing is abolished. |
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| | If you fail to hand over ownship. I will kill you. posted by: maaarcus (6 ) 10:13 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | That sounds nice. |
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| | Does this include the skys above a particular limit? posted by: wishes (66  ) 10:15 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | As
the saying goes the sky's the limit. This means that you will own
air-traffic space, so planes and ships will not be able to cross the
airspace if you wish. This effectivly cuts out all traffic to and from
NZ, which would be a comical situation. |
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| | i will trade 2 muskets and a bag of potatoes for the chattams. I'll also throw in a free blanket. posted by: cheeps (28 ) 10:27 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I demand a sex slave as well. |
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| | i'll give you my civic for stewart is. posted by: vinyl (14 ) 10:29 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | You
offer a good deal. My business associates will be in contact with you
shortly. Please have cookies and milk ready, and make sure Jim doesn't
eat dairy - he's alergic and forgets sometimes. |
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| | are
we guarenteed a delivery what happens if it is lost in transit? you can
never trust these couriers, will you get a track and trace, is it over
night delivery? posted by: big_bev (33 ) 10:34 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Replacement
foreshore and seabeds can be expensive to get, but I can guarentee
delivery. I bet those couriers are surfers. Damn surfers. Track and
trace wil cost $2.50 extra, overnight an extra $5. Thanks for your
enquiry. |
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| | Hi,
Im sorry but i claim this item back, There for the auction is void >_< posted by: matrix2k (40 ) 10:37 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Bugger. Well my family had it first. So there. |
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| | Hi,
would it be possible to get this item gift-wrapped before delivery? A
friend of mine absolutely adores playing on the beach and this would
make a fantastic Christmas present. Unforunately, I think she'd notice
if I had the New Zealand foreshore and seabed under the tree,
unwrapped. If possible, I'd like it in some shiny blue paper, with a
red ribbon. Thanks! posted by: jevon (13 ) 10:37 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Sure.
Sorry, I've run out of shiny blue, but I can do sky blue. A red
ribbon..... I have a bow? In response to the tree - I have a tree up
for auction right now if you are interested. |
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| | Hi,
would you consider selling this item minus the sand and salt water as I
dislike both. Also how many miles out to sea is counted in the 'seabed
and foreshore'. posted by: larnz1 (66 ) 10:44 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Sand
is annoying isn't it? The children seem to enjoy playing in it so much,
maybe you could donate it to your local school. In fact, surprise them
and drop the sand in the playground when they aren't looking. People
buy salt. So why not salt water? Approx 3.4765385629 kms out to sea is
the seabed and foreshore. Bid away guys! Going verrrry cheap. |
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| | Hi,
I own 1 / 3,900,000th of this foreshore, do i get my cut of the profits???
At time of asking - $25,894,951 (25 million)
Get back to me.
- Concerned Land Owner posted by: duncanjones (30 ) 10:45 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I believe it was given all to me by Helen Clark. So ask her. And its 4,000,000 people now. |
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| | Hi,
Im looking for some land not to flat fairly hilly... pref some thing a
hard working white man has owend. U able to hook a brother up? posted by: matrix2k (40 ) 10:46 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I'm sorry, but I don't think I am going to be able to sell parts of the seabed and foreshore, it's all or nothing buddy. |
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| | In
response to the tree auction, "4th from the left of the small
Macrocarpa" Macrocarpa? Punga, plenty of Beech in the b/g, but no
Macrocarpa..... can you please be a little more specific of which tree?
I want to make sure that it will be large enough for my christmas
present to my gf of Mt Egmont, which I assume you will be auctioning
very shortly? Cheers posted by: trigger (41 ) 10:46 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | The
50th tree from the right margin. If your girlfriend doesn't like it you
can dump her and I will sell you one for cheap. I can do Mt Ruapehu but
I'm still working on Egmont. |
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| | are you sure its brand new? my mate told me that u are selling old second hand crap au posted by: stuntah (41 ) 10:47 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Your mates all full of it bay. Tell him to get a real job au. |
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| | My
share is now up to $231,023,156 ($231 million). This could go nicely to
credit my trademe account to pay there exorbident fees. posted by: duncanjones (30 ) 10:47 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I will be selling Trade Me shortly as well. |
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| | Hmm
yes I can see it now, me paddling around in my water wings on my lilo
collecting me some paua, what would u take for a buy now price? posted by: waggy77 (0 ) 10:47 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | A few trillion should do. Please note that the condition of Paua is not guarenteed, expecially around Wellingtons South Coast. |
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| | Btw: How can this be new i took a leak in it last week =) posted by: matrix2k (40 ) 10:47 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Ok, I lied a bit. But the manuals are in mint condition. |
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| | Hi,
I understand u cant do Buy Now how about "Claim now"? posted by: matrix2k (40 ) 10:51 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes buy now is a problem. There should also be a button "shoot all the white guys and get their land" |
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| | Can
I get FlyBuys on this purchase? Also, could I make monthly payments
until the end of time? The land shouldn't be going anywhere, and you'll
know where I live! posted by: blueandkim (226  ) 10:51 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Flybuys
I can't do, but I could sell you Air NZ? Finance can be arranged, but
be aware, my debt collectors are the best. Yes, you will have a fine
bit of real estate. |
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| | i'll swap you for: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Collectables/Alcohol-related/Other/auction-17508080.htm posted by: vinyl (14 ) 10:51 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | This is interesting. My associates will be over soon. Please have dog biscuits ready. They like those. |
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| | Does it come with accessories such as yatchs, marinas, boats, fishing nets, buoys etc etc? posted by: larnz1 (66 ) 10:52 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes. Everything on or around it is included. I'm afraid there are no telephone lines though. |
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| | Ill give u cash tommorow if u can supply riffles that have surfer homeing bullets =| posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 10:52 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I already have those in stock. Machine guns though. I'll meet you at the Mc D's on K Road. |
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| | matrix2k = Not Cool AT ALL. posted by: duncanjones (30 ) 10:54 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I will have him up for sale soon. Dead or alive - buyers preferance. |
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| | More
on your sale of girlfriends, do you offer package deals and bulk
buying? I'm interested in obtaining a harem, and have yet to find a
suitable source for my requirements. posted by: jevon (13 ) 10:54 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes,
buy one, get one free. Quality cannot always be guarenteed, and
'mingers' can slip in every now and then. Finance terms avaliable. |
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| | you say you are selling trade me soon, will there be a buy now price? posted by: madmickey (10 ) 10:56 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes. But applicable fees will apply. |
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| | When
global warming raises the coastline and all coastal cities are
consumed, would the cities become under my ownership? And if that
includes the beehive would that also mean Helen Clark would work for
me? posted by: waggy77 (0 ) 10:59 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes,
allthough they may be water damaged and not claimable under insurance.
Believe me, you don't want Helen Clark working for you dude. |
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| | 0211011388 Price is negotiable
... Ladies please only one call at a time posted by: matrix2k (40 ) 11:01 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I'll release this number just because I want to see what happens. His phone will be up for auction as well. |
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| | w00t posted by: matrix2k (40 ) 11:04 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Agreed. |
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| | When you sell trademe, will you fix it so that we can bid again? It appears the highest bidder has broken it :( posted by: netdemon (12 ) 11:04 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | This is a pain, especially when you are auctioning these large-ticket items. |
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| | Will
I have the Authority to authorise nuclear submarines to patrol me
oyster beds ? Dont want no bugger stealin my Kai Moana ! posted by: waggy77 (0 ) 11:08 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes. The Mongolians come with submarines and dune-buggys. |
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| | Are you watching Queer Nation, its on now. posted by: duncanjones (30 ) 11:09 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Queer Nation will be up for auction next week. |
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| | what was the reserve? 2,500,000 i only got 8,000,000 in the bank to waste on useless products damn it out bidded =( posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:16 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I
am afraid I cannot release the reserve, as it is comercially sensitive.
For 8 mill I could sell you Don Brash? Slightly used but still good. |
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| | good for what? :O posted by: trigger (41 ) 11:20 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Taunting and driving past him in fast cars. |
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| | don brash!
i could use him to test out the new laser sharks!
but i don't have any, you wouldnt happen to have any sharks with lasers on them would you? posted by: loose_unit (8 ) 11:20 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Hmmmm,
not that I can see in stock. The laser equipt goldfish didn't work....
I do have some man-eating robots out back though.... |
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| | How about 2mil for don brash and throw in carmen electra for 6mil? posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:20 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Hmmm, Carmen Electra... What about True Bliss and Britney Spears for that blanket over there in the corner... |
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| | ahh excellent! i will have those!
don brash will soon know what it's like to be eaten by a man eating robot! posted by: loose_unit (8 ) 11:24 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes. They occasionally get crotchy and destroy third world countries, but other than that they are good. |
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| | Done! but throw in a free britney CD so it actually looks like i enjoy her music as it may impress her a little posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:25 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | That's fine. What songs are on it? I really want 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' |
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| | damn,what a bargin.Good luck for your sale too. posted by: mark.mckinnon (11 ) 11:27 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Thanks
very much. Trade Me have unfortuantly blocked out any more bids....
they say that this is just too much of a bargain. Pfft... really. |
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| | If
anyone wants to buy cheap new release DVD's ($10 + $3 shipping) email
me, see http://www.terfex.com/dvd/example.html for more information. posted by: duncanjones (30 ) 11:28 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Sorry for sticking to the subject. At least SOMEONE here is serious.... |
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| | do you have WOman eating robots in stock at the moment? I have a certain ex who is causing some problems.... posted by: trigger (41 ) 11:29 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | They got lost in transit from Iraq. That's why those chicks where those face masks things. The news doesn't tell you that. |
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| | Yea i dunno aye not familiar with it but tht hit would be good for late nites with britney ;) posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:31 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Thanks for the trade. |
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| | anytime =) posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:35 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
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| | yeah, i wanted to bid but i wasnt allowed :( gutted, such a steal at that price too. posted by: mark.mckinnon (11 ) 11:35 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Yes. But don't worry, I am on the phone with the Switzerland Prime Minister, I may soon have the Swiss coast up for sale. |
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| | I
have four dozen empty waikato stubbies here would you swap those along
with a rusted out hillman hunter and hq holden kingswood (comes with a
boot full of rusty old tools a few busted fishing reels which also has
the pleasant aroma of some fish i forgot to take out of the boot around
two years ago).also are the gates still intact or had you caught people
in the act of pinching them and if so did they take offence, or are
they still there aswell posted by: hardcorepc (new ) 11:39 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | There
are a few people who insist on setting up camp every now and then, but
I enjoy playing 'bullet tag' with them from my helecopter. Somehow they
always win. In responce to your kind offer, are there any seat in the
Holden? |
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| | cool,does it include the Americas Cup? posted by: mark.mckinnon (11 ) 11:40 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Not after that Maori bashed it up. Sorry. I could sell you America though? |
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| | is
that the coast on the French side or the German side? Maybe the Italian
side? I hear the Rhine River is beautiful this time of year... posted by: trigger (41 ) 11:42 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | This
is the whole coastline of Switzerland. Unfortunatly the Rhine is not
for sale as Kerry Prendergast bought it off me last week. |
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| | My
great uncle owns fiji and is looking for a personal sufficient to keep
the up-running of the country and is looking preferably for a strong
kiwi personal, u mite b interested call zero eight hundred tripple
seventy posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:45 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Thank you. Unfortunatly Fiji was just sold to my pet Goldfish, and your uncle is now its personal slave. |
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| | Your a funny cunt. posted by: duncanjones (30 ) 11:47 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Thank you. I really wasn't expecting so much attention. I'm getting quite flustered really. Keep an eye out for my next bargain. |
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| | I have no longer anything to do with him and dont know him =| posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:48 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | That is good. |
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| | In fact, who were we jst talkin about again? posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:49 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Your
uncle that owns Fiji. Or used to own Fiji. Or was that meant to be some
funny remark, saying that you no longer know him. That's really sad. I
mean, family first right guys? Why ditch your uncle because he's my
goldfishes slave? |
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| | If
trade me shut your auction down you should battle them in court for
your right to sell the foreshore. When you lose you can pay the court
fees by doing interviews with womens weekly etc. posted by: duncanjones (30 ) 11:50 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Trade
Me will be up for auction shortly themselves. Along with the courts and
Womens Weekly. Unfortuntly Suzanne Paul will no longer feature in the
magazine. |
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| | i am wondering if you have england/scotland for sale, i want to turn it into a giant prision. posted by: loose_unit (8 ) 11:51 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Currently
the Queens being quite a bitch about the particuar issue. I've tried
blackmailing her with her love affair with me but she won't budge. But
I'll keep working on it. |
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| | nah
bro theres no seats in the holden apart from some old beer crates with
cushions glued to them to pad the bum for those horrible bumps but i do
have some spare ejector seats from an old MIG around here somewhere,
just need to cut some holes in the roof of the holden first before you
use them posted by: hardcorepc (new ) 11:52 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | Sounds good. I'll give you Iran for the beer crates. |
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| | u
obviously dont know what goldfish are like =| im off to bed need the
sleep before i get that britney spears off u gonna be very tired posted by: vtec_boy (2 ) 11:53 pm, Thu 21 Oct |
| | I'm thinking about that too. The sleep thing that is. I really wasn't expecting so much of a scramble for the NZ foreshore. |
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